Lyrics:

You know, every now and then, a fan will send me a present,
Like a cow or a blender or a box of chocolates, you know the
Kind, with the soft, gooey centers, and it really honks me off,
Because I hate soft, gooey centers. When it comes to candy,
You know what I like?

Rock candy. Break a tooth, ah! Rock candy. Jawbreaker.
Rock candy. Give me cavities! Rock candy. I like cavities!

Take candy from a baby. Don't take it from a stranger.
I'm Zorak. I'm a stranger.
Gimme lemon drops and peppermints.

Rock candy. Rock candy. Rock candy.
Rock candy. Rock candy. Rock candy. Rock candy...