Lyrics:

I have a magic toenail
I keep it on my foot
It's always there to rescue me
When something goes kaput
It has the cutest cuticle
Free of all disease
As toenails go,
Its really quite extra-ordinary
Thank you, thank you
Thank you magic toenail

I love my magic toenail
Its magical and good,
Sometimes I'll take my magic toenail to lunch
And give it a sandwich
Because it likes to eat the sandwiches

Thank you, thank you
Thank you magic toenail

I love you magic toenail