Lyrics:

Brak:
Beeflog beeflog what a treat
A hefty hunk of processed meat
Dipped in mustard oh what joy
I'm a jolly beeflog boy

Hot and spicy, mild or plain
I even eat the cellophane
I might share some with my dog
'Cause we both love beeflogs, oh boy!

Zorak:
Brak I beg to disagree, cheeselog is the log for me
As a meal or as a snack, it's my favorite saturated fat
Cheeselog cheeselog cylindrical and yellow
Cut the cheeselog and I'm a happy fellow

(Both sing their parts at the same time)

Beeflog! (cheeselog!)