Lyrics:

Whenever Life Get You Down
keeps You Wearing A Frown
and The Gravy Train Has Left You Behind
and When Your All Out Of Hope
down At The End Of Your Rope
and Nobody's There To Throw You A Line

if You Ever Get So Low
that You Don't Know Which Way To Go
come On And Take A Walk In My Shoes
never Worry 'bout A Thing
got The World On A String
cause I've Got The Cure For All Of My Blues (All Of His Blues)

i Take A Look At My Enormous Penis
and My Troubles Start A-Meltin' Away (Ba-Doom Bop Bop)
i Take A Look At My Enormous Penis
and The Happy Times Are Comin' To Stay (Be-Doo)

i Got A Sing And I Dance
when I Glance In My Pants
and A-Feelin's Like A Sun Shiny Day
i Take A Look At My Enormous Pe-E-Enis
and A-Everything Is Goin' My Way (Ba-Doom Bop Bop)

whistle Solo

zubudo Zus Zus Zuboo-Davey Ba Jud Zud Zuboo-Day
vabyado Vuz Vuz Ba Shoo-Ba-Do Wah
zubudo Zub Zub Shaloo Dub Dub Pe-E-Enis

sing Along At Home Why Don't You
two, Three

i Take A Look At My Enormous Penis (It's Not That Hard)
and My Troubles Start A-Meltin' Away (Just Bob And Tom)
i Take A Look At My Enormous Penis
and The Happy Times Are Comin' To Stay (Be-Doo)
yeah I Got Great Big Amounts In The Place Where It Counts
and The Feelin's Like A Sun Shiny Day
i Take A Look At My Enormous Pe-E-Enis
and A-Ev'rything Is Goin' My Way (On Bob And Tom Now)
ev'rything Is Goin' My Way (Hey Look At These Goobers)
ev'rything Is Goin' My Way (Ai-Chi-Wow-Wah)
ev'rything Is Goin' My Waaaaaaaaay
yummmmm