Lyrics:

O winters here with all the ice 'n' snow
N the surly slush upon the road
The salty spray upon muh window
Makes me wish I replace my wiper blades

Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace muh wiper blades

Salty spray from semi's that do pass
They turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass
I turn the knob but I come to the conclusion
That I did not fill up my washer solution

Muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
Muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
Muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
I wish that id replace muh wiper fluid

Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace muh wiper blades

Down the expressway 80mph
I can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
But down by the dash there's a glaring where boat place to scrape
I can see fine if I lay on the passengers seat

Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace muh wiper blades

Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
Muh wiper wiper wiper blades
'One time on delay'
Muh wiper... wiper... wiper blades
I wish that I'd replace muh wiper blades