Lyrics:

(Sean Morey)

Took a shower this morning
There was hot water left!
I think it's gonna be a great day

There was a brand new bar of soap in there
Not just a little Chiclet
I think it's gonna be a great day

My kid got suspended
Not arrested!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Ran out of toilet paper
But there's plenty of coffee filters
I think it's gonna be a great day

My rent is late
But my wife isn't!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My wife's a schizophrenic
I finally had a threesome!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Went to the supermarket
The person in front of me had American money!
I think it's gonna be a a great day

I was in the frozen food aisle
There was a woman in there with no bra!
I think it's gonna be a great day

Had to call a plumber
His shirt was all tucked in in the back
I think it's gonna be a great day

I saw an athlete talking on television
I understood him!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My car was stolen
Ha ha, has no brakes!
I think it's gonna be a great day

My wife's not talking to me
I think it's gonna be a great day