Lyrics:

Back when I was twenty
I looked really great
But now I'm pushing fifty
And I've gained a little weight
I don't know what happened
To my masculine physique
These things protruding from my chest
Make me look like a freak

Man boobs, Man boobs
He's got a massive rack
Man boobs, Man boobs
The guy is really stacked

I'm tired of getting hit on
By every drunken slob
Last night I went to Hooters
And they offered me a job

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He's got an aching back
Man boobs

When I look in the mirror
It's really kind of weird
I look like Dolly Parton
With a penis and a beard
I used to have a girlfriend
But she's no longer here
Who wants to date a fat guy who needs his own brassiere?

Man boobs, Man boobs
We can't believe they're real
Man boobs, Man boobs
Would you like to cop a feel?

I'm eating way too much
I'd better call it quits
Or I'll end up on a website
Called 'Men with Great Big'

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Big knockers out to here
Man boobs

Sometimes when I'm naked
I like to shake my hips
And pretend I'm at a bachelor party
Stripping for tips
I'm a middle-aged accountant
With a pair of double D's
I could win a wet t-shirt contest with ease

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He's got a bouncy pair
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They jiggle everywhere

My flesh is really flabby
When I walk, it ripples
My boobies look like footballs
With little hairy nipples

Man boobs, Man boobs
The biggest we have seen
Man boobs, Man boobs
Like in Playboy magazine
Man boobs, Man boobs
Can we get a trampoline?

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