Lyrics:

Started out, just drinkin' beer
Didn't know how or why or what I was doin' there
Just a couple more, it made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you, it was nothin' to do with the letter

Ran right out of beer, took a look into the larder
No bones, nothin', get something harder
Back in a flash, I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone, drinking on our own
Woh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Oh-yeah, gettin' bigger
Wo-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah, they're gettin' bigger

Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals are doin' to my brain
It doesn't worry me enough to stop me from doin' it again
Wiping out brain cells by the million but I don't care
Doesn't worry me even though I ain't got a lot to spare
Woh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Oh-yeah, gettin' bigger
Woh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah, they're gettin' bigger
One time