Lyrics:

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Way to leave your number where they can collects stamps
Where to sip organic juice whether to get plants
Way to go skiting either Italy and France
Whether to go without or with your boyfriend Hans
There are many others sorts what haven't got a clue
They don't do colonics but they shoot up in the loo
They've got surround sound, a rotweiler hound
And they don't want the Euro replacing the Pound

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Move or reach it, uneasy
Husbands kind of cheesy
Left your father floosie
She had bigger boobies

Full of all the silicone she bought online
Matches with the butterfly tatooed behind
Matches with the belly piercing and stretch lines
Now I'm not trying to be cruel in order to be kind

You should learn to stop when you've been offered his dough
Sitting in his limo to the fitness studio
You had leisure, pleasure with his little treasure
Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather
Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather
Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather

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