Lyrics:

Well, Once I Was Persuaded To Open Up My Head
i Told Them How It Was And Went And Got It Wrong Instead
i Said, Would You Believe Me If You Only Knew
i'd Been Stealing Everything, This Conversation's Through

and The Boy Cried, Hang Him At Three
i Saw Him On The Front Page, Laughing At Me
he Worked In A Fairground In A Tall Hat
he's A Liar, He's A Liar, A Good One At That

say What You Wanna, Say What You Will
write Your Number On My Telephone Bill
walk Like A Monkey, Kick Like A Mule
i Could Be A Beggar, But I'd Rather Be Just As Cruel

so I Told Them All I Could About What Could They Expect
but I Lost My Sense Of Smell And I Gained My Self-Respect
they Told Me I Was Curious, I Told Them They Where Slow
and They Asked Me Where I Get This Stuff, I Told Them I Don't Know

and The Boy Cried Whopie-Didi
there's A Women With A Mustache Who Won't Let Me Be
though She Was Born On A Monday, She's A Hundred And Four
she's A Liar, She's A Liar, A Little Bit More

say What You Wanna, Say What You Will
writes Her Number On My Telephone Bill
walk Like A Monkey, Kick Like A Mule
i Could Be A Beggar, But I'd Rather Be Just As Cruel

and The Boy Cried, Hang Him At Three
saw Him On The Front Page, Laughing At Me
he Worked In A Fairground In A Tall Hat
he's A Liar, He's A Liar, A Good One At That

say What You Wanna, Say What You Will
writes Her Number On My Telephone Bill
walk Like A Monkey, Kick Like A Mule
i Could Be A Beggar, But I'd Rather Be Just As Cruel