Lyrics:

Welcome to the club

Welcome to the
Orange juice, pour out half the carton
Grey Goose, pour it, get it started
Good times, remedy your sorrows
Baptize, don't worry about tomorrow
Shake it up, shake it up
Now it's time to dive in
Share a cup, share a cup
Now you're screwdriving
Every weekend with your friends
Every weekday when it ends
Damn, it's all good, I guess
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high
High as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club

Welcome to the club

Welcome to the
Never dry, every day you're thirsty
Bourbon high, sip it 'til you're tipsy
Night's young, searching for a feeling
Big fun, dancing with the demons
Oh, Holy Spirit, Holy Spirit
Grips you like a pistol
Wet the whistle, wet the whistle
Abyss of ice crystals
Every weekend with your friends
Every weekday when it ends
Damn, it's all good, I guess
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high
High as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club
Round and round and round
And round and round and round
Damn, it's all good
Round and round and round
And round and round and round
Damn, it's all good, I guess
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Searching for a new high
High as the sun, uncomfortably numb
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club

Welcome to the club

Welcome to the club
This is what it feels like
When you become one of the drunks
Welcome to the club

Welcome to the club
Yeah, there's a couple fracks, but we got it
That's the shit, that's the shit, and, man
I saw you fuckin' lift that sax up towards the microphone
And I fell in love

Alright, one more time, here we go