Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Ah yeah, me so selfie, I've got so many of me and myself on my celly
Watch me, how I touch my jelly, while I watch your sisters watching telly
Ah yeah, me so selfie, I'm so pretty that I creep my selfie
Better then a mirror, a new era, I look so good that I shed a little teara

Duck tape, duck face, I'm so deep in, picture me shitfaced, I'm just sleeping
Picture me \'click\' ah, my arm is in the picture ey
Picture me again, now my thumb is in the picture frame

[Chorus]
Ah yeah, me so selfie
Me & me & me and my selfie
Ah yeah, me so selfie
So sweet I could eat my selfie

[Verse 2]
Ah look at this one now, that was just yesterday
Look at the look on my face, I never want to look away
This is me with a hypodermic needle
With a flashlight under my chin I look evil

This one's for Emily
And this one's for Beverly
This one's for Tamika
Another for Beverly
Oh, Beverly! Take one in bed of me!

[Chorus 2]
Aw, yeah, me so selfie
Me and me and me, and my selfie
Aw, yeah, me so selfie
I'm so sweet I could eat my selfie
Aw, yeah, I treat my selfie
If your boyfriend is nosy, delete my selfie
I complete my selfie, retweet my selfie
Me, me, me and my selfie

[Bridge]
Do I look sexy?
Look at those abs!
Do I look fat?
Look at those abs!
Do I look slutty?
Look at those abs!
Oh. My. God. Look at my abs!
Yeah, six pack. I work out
You work out? I work out all the time, yo
Yeah, I work out

I'm so selfie. I'm so selfie. I'm so selfie. Post it online
So selfie. Me so selfie. Me so selfie. Post it online

[Chorus 2]
Aw, yeah, me so selfie
Me and me and me, and my selfie
Aw, yeah, me so selfie
I'm so sweet I could eat my selfie
Aw, yeah, I treat my selfie
If your boyfriend is nosy, delete my selfie
I complete my selfie, retweet my selfie
Me, me, me and my selfie

[Chorus]
Ah yeah, me so selfie
Me & me & me and my selfie
Ah yeah, me so selfie
So sweet I could eat my selfie