Lyrics:

If our love was a show on Broadway
It would run forever
'Cause the critics would rave about you on Broadway
They ain't seen the likes of your act forever

You're master at the art of breaking my heart
And I know that the world would want to see
Such an act as yours should get a million encores
'Cause you always make a fool out of me

Our love - it would be a smash on Broadway
And if some night I didn't show to do my part
The show, it would go on, or so they say
That I've had an understudy from the start

And at the party's end, I can hear the laughter
I know they're all laughing at me
Though I'd be second billing, it's you would be thrilling
To be a part of the 'just celebrities'