Lyrics:

Rubber Band
there's A Rubber Band That Plays Tunes Out Of Tune
in The Library Garden Sunday Afternoon
while A Little Chappie Waves A Golden Wand

rubber Band
in 1910 I Was So Handsome And So Strong
my Moustache Was Stiffly Waxed And One Foot Long
and I Loved A Girl While You Played Teatime Tunes

dear Rubber Band, You're Playing My Tune Out Of Tune
oh

rubber Band
won't You Play A Haunting Theme Again To Me
while I Eat My Scones And Drink My Cup Of Tea
the Sun Is Warm But It's A Lonely Afternoon

oh, Play That Theme

rubber Band
how I Wish That I Could Join Your Rubber Band
we Could Play In Lively Parks Throughout The Land
and One Sunday Afternoon, I'd Find My Love

rubber Band,
in The '14-'18 War I Went To Sea
thought My Sunday Love Was Waiting Home For Me
and Now She's Married To The Leader Of The Band, Oh

oh Yeah... I Hope You Break Your Baton