Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
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[Verse 2: Gift of Gab]
Took a little boat to a private island
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[Verse 3: Gift of Gab]
I put a harness on a tortoise
And a porpoise and a swordfish
And we started bending corners
Doing donuts underwater
Started under portland, oregon
Hit the shores of bora bora
Had some chardonnay and tortellini with Camorra and league
Unfortunately, I had to go for real so I showed him my report card
Climbed a water boat bound for rio
Bribing, weaving, water skiing
For no reason at all I just started screaming
That's an onomatopoeia
I hit the reefer pipe with con-dol-lee-zza rice
Ate a pita with some meats and rice
At the speed of light
Me and condie hopped in my ferrari, yo to Rio de Janeirio [sic]
And I got my party on and stopped the party yo
But condie went nutty started doing cardio
In a leopard leotard and a pair of army boots
Along with Super Mario, Rodney-O, Leonardio Decarprio [sic], Star Jones
Paul McCartney, Hall and Oates, and Rosario Dawson (who ain't had nothing hardly on)
It was awesome