Lyrics:

Christina The Astonishing
lived A Long Time Ago
she Was Stricken With A Seizure
at The Age Of Twenty-Two

they Took Her Body In A Coffin
to A Tiny Church In Liege
where She Sprang Up From The Coffin
just After The Agnus Dei

she Soared Up To The Rafters
perched On A Beam Up There
cried 'the Stink Of Human Sin
is More That I Can Bear'

christina The Astonishing
was The Most Astonishing Of All
she Prayed Balanced On A Hurdle
or Curled Up Into A Ball

she Fled To Remote Places
climbed Towers And Trees And Walls
to Escape The Stench Of Human Corruption
into An Oven She Did Crawl

o Christina The Astonishing
behaved In A Terrifying Way
she Would Run Wildly Through The Streets
jump In The Meusse And Swim Away

o Christina The Astonishing
behaved In Terrifying Manner
died At The Age Of Seventy-Four
in The Convent Of St Anna