Lyrics:

i hope you get your invitation

it is here for you

listen to the conversation

playing pretty tunes

sorry i can't wait for you

i couldn't stand to stay

you have to get right out of here

you have to get away

i had to pay the doorman

just to let me use the door

i had to use a muscleman

to pick me off the floor

they're making up things

that we've all heard before

like romance and engage and divorce

you have to be crazy to stay in this place

you just have to laugh at it all

i met this girl and called her ma

i called her everything

i called her fab and mrs. fish

i didn't get her name

she's making me a pair of shoes

so i can run away

she's making me a plastic wig

she's making me again

i had to pay the doorman

just to let me use the door

i had to use a muscleman

to pick me off the floor

they're making up things

that we've all heard before

like romance and engage and divorce

you have to be crazy to stay in this place

you just have to laugh at it all

some people are dancing

and some fall in love

to the music of military tunes

you have to be crazy to stay in this place

you just have to laugh at it all

i didn't want to put you on

or tape you down at all

or leave you here so all alone

or put you in this room

they're making up things

that we've all heard before

like romance and engage and divorce

you have to be crazy to stay in this place

you just have to laugh at it all