Lyrics:

Any old iron, any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet, talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet

Well, you're dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father's old green tie on
Well, I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron, any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet, talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet

Well, you're dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father's old green tie on
Well, I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron, any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet, talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet

Well, you're dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Father's old green tie on
Well, I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

Any old iron, any old iron
Any, any, any old iron
You look sweet, talk about a treat
You look dapper from your napper to your feet

Well, you're dressed in style
With a brand new smile
Your father's old green tie on
Well, I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron
Old iron

'How's your father?'
'Alright!'