Lyrics:

[Verse 1: Brian 'Rooster' King]
Well I've seen some pretty bad brawls
Black eyes and broken jaws
If you talk loud around here
Boy you better be tough like an ol' ford truck
Now a good clean fight to me is just fine
But when somebody pulls something from his belt line
Things go from bad to worse
When a gun gets drawn
Well I had a good time but I think I'm about to ease along

[Chorus: Brian 'Rooster' King]
Cause a pistol grip ain't supposed to mix
With a gut full of alcohol
That ol right hand'll go to shaking
Wanting to kill em' all
So waiter keep the tip
I'm about to split
Before for somebody drops the ball
Hey I had a good time but I think I'm about to ease along
Think I'm about to ease along. 2x

[Verse 2: Clay 'Uncle Snap' Sharpe]
Now I've been coming to this ol' honkytonk for awhile
Country boys talking noise just to make them girls smile
We relax kick back and maybe have a few shots
Playing the country juke box, whether you like it or not
There ain't a damn thing wrong with friends and eight ball pool
Till this stranger in the corner started acting a fool
The little city slicker couldn't handle his liquor
Started talking about the country folks
So ya'll go figure
I mean it happened so fast he couldn't figure it out
He couldn't get the taste of Georgia boot up out his mouth
The little sissy in a cowboy hat
That ain't real, you ask what happened
Now he's nappin'
From the Lac boy sleep
Somebody better get him cause he don't belong
And I ain't going back to jail so imma ease on along

[Chorus: Brian 'Rooster' King]
Cause a pistol grip ain't supposed to mix
With a gut full of alcohol
That ol right hand'll go to shaking
Wanting to kill em' all
So waiter keep the tip
I'm about to split
Before for somebody drops the ball
Hey I had a good time but I think I'm about to ease along
Think I'm about to ease along. 2x