Tell me how you get that shine You must polish all the time Though I know your job is thankless They will thank you up in heaven Oh, the sun maid, looking for the shade Though they say she's not too bright She takes care of all the light Without you it's cold and stark We would all be in the dark Without the sun maid She never gets paid Searching for the shade, oh the sun maid You are so taken for granted With each and every seed that's planted And the earth is so demanding All the young girls are out tanning With the sun maid, she's such an old maid She never gets laid, oh the sun maid Now you're tired, your day is over Now the moon is one day older