Lyrics:

How would you like to go bobbing for apples the shape of fish? Throw a coin into the well, close your eyes and make a wish? How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em Oh hey there Mama Nature why do you keep on shooting us that look? No we did not take it, I swear we were only borrowing the book! How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em So who's been planting magic beans to catch themselves a golden hen? We've spent so many years going over this, we can't start that all again! How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em How would you like to dine A la Frankenstein? Downtown they're giving 'em away, downtown they're giving 'em