Lyrics:

I Thank Me, I Thank You
i Thank Dixie And Pete Too
i Thank Teddy For A Sweet Scene
eddie For The Jokes Inbetween
i Thank Me, I Thank You
i Thank Ollie And Chris Too
i Thank Janet For The Meat Pies
snibbley For The Soldering Iron Blues

i Thank Heather For The Waterfall
and Georgie For His Yankee Drawl
and Cassie Is A Gas With His
'wo Issen Das', Mr. Dream

i Thank Nicky For The Record Machine
i Thank Ricky For The Discount Between
i Thank Eric For His Hotlegs
kev And Lol For Billy Bean's Machine