Lyrics:

Things have come to a pretty pass
Our romance is growing flat
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that
Goodness knows what the end will be
Oh, I don't know where I'm at
It looks as if we two will never be one
Something must be done
You say either and I say either
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either, neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off
You like potato and I like potatoe
You like tomato and I like tomatoe
Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe
Let's call the whole thing off
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part
Then that might break my heart
So, if you like pajamas and I like pyjamas
I'll wear pajamas and give up pyjamas
For we know we need each other
So we better call the calling off, off
Let's call the whole thing off