Lyrics:

I call you every hour on the telephone I work my fingers right down to the bone I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine Bought a mile of interstate in your name I've given you everything Baby, what do you want from me! I burned all my porno...'cause you were PMS'n You say it offends you...all that talking it never ends Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends So you can go to the opera. Dumped all my girlfriends...even the dirty ones You think they annoy you...they wanna destroy you I'm givin' you everything Baby, what do you want from me! Got you a picture you can put in a frame Wearing a suit all check and lame I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name Took you to Target for your birthday meal Got you an autographed Buns Of Steel So what a deal! I'm givin' you everything Baby, what do you want from me! I burned all my porno...'cause you were PMS'n You say it offends you...all that talking it never ends Disconnected my X-Box and ditched all my friends So you can go to the opera Dumped all my girlfriends...even the dirty ones You say they annoy you...they wanna destroy you I'm givin' you everything Baby, what do you want from me! I give you everything Zirconium diamond rings I gotcha LoJack for your Pontiac And some decals on your finger nails And a Bass Master, a Singing Trout And a TV and a CD And a DVD from QVC And baby, what ya think of me! Burned all my porno You say it offends you Disconnected my X-Box Baby, what do you want from me! What do you want from me! What do