Lyrics:

I take her down to the aquarium, she says, 'Shark'
I take her to the planetarium, she says, 'Dark'
I take her to the seaside where she likes to spin and twirl
And she says sure 'n' cool 'n' yeah
She's my monosyllabic girl
I take her to the university, she says, 'Huh'
I take her to our anniversary, she says, 'One'
I take her to jewelry store, I say, 'Diamonds', she says, 'Pearl'

Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a monosyllabic girl