Lyrics:

Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man.
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan.

Oh my, I ain't like no pie?
I don't need a can of spinach to make me high.
Yeh, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man.
I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan.

Oh fie, I eats cow pie?
It makes me high when I eats cow pie.

Well, I'm a desperate man. I'm a desperate man. I'm almost as desperate as Desperate Dan. Oh my, love to see you fly. I get so high, I'm on cow pie.