Lyrics:

This is it
We start with a friendly hello
Diarrhea of the mouth begins to take control

Watcha looking at from way over there
I feel your eyes 'cause they're staring
They're staring

Don't get up
Oh now you're walking into my zone

Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
I need you gone out of my face by the end of this song
I wanna eat my sandwich

This is it
Your mouth is just a sprinkler of spit
(Spit spit spit)
(Spit spit spit)
Spraying on my food like sweet morning dew
I'm gonna be sick

Now you're talking to me way up close
It's like you fart out your mouth
It keeps exploding
Your eyeball is practically touching my nose
Oh yeah

Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
I need you gone out of my face by the end of this song
I wanna eat my sandwich

Why do you have to get so close to my food?
I'm just trying to eat my sandwich

Just leave me alone
Just leave me alone
I need you gone out of my face by the end of this song
I wanna eat my sandwich

Just leave me alone (Just leave him alone)
Just leave me alone (Just leave him alone)
I need you gone out of my face by the end of this song
'Cause I wanna eat my sandwich