Lyrics:

Dark and blue
A moment comes too soon
Evening of disgrace
Remorse tied
To some other face

Flying through
A million miles away
A life becomes morose
Drink a toast
To your own
TV show
23 minutes of tragedy

All the while
I fool everyone
I even fool myself
They think I'm lucky
I think they're crazy

If I could only reach 23
What a difference you would see
All the fear flow out of me
With my own
TV show
23 minutes of comedy

Are you lying down?
Are you lying down?
Are you sitting down?