Lyrics:

You could get arrested for getting your kit off in the street How many times have I told you It's not polite to meet and greet We'll get you home and wash you up In a bath of cold coffee I only do this cause I love you And you can make things easier Didn't you hear me when I said Not to do this anymore I've had enough it's got to stop Or I will leave you then we'll see If you could handle things yourself Without me here to scrape you up This is the last time I'll warn you Don't make me leave you all alone It doesn't matter anyway