Lyrics:

Put Another Log On The Fire.
cook Me Up Some Bacon And Some Beans.
and Go Out To The Car And Change The Tyre.
wash My Socks And Sew My Old Blue Jeans.
come On, Baby, You Can Fill My Pipe,
and Then Go Fetch My Slippers.
and Boil Me Up Another Pot Of Tea.
then Put Another Log On The Fire, Babe,
and Come And Tell Me Why You're Leaving Me.

now Don't I Let You Wash The Car On Sunday
don't I Warn You When You're Gettin Fat
ain't I A-Gonna Take You Fishin' With Me Someday
well, A Man Can't Love A Woman More Than That.
ain't I Always Nice To Your Kid Sister
don't I Take Her Driving Every Night
so, Sit Here At My Feet 'cos I Like You When You're Sweet,
and You Know It Ain't Feminine To Fight.

so, Put Another Log On The Fire.
cook Me Up Some Bacon And Some Beans.
go Out To The Car And Lift It Up And Change The Tyre.
wash My Socks And Sew My Old Blue Jeans.
come On, Baby, You Can Fill My Pipe,
and Then Go Fetch My Slippers.
and Boil Me Up Another Pot Of Tea.
then Put Another Log On The Fire, Babe,
and Come And Tell Me Why You're Leaving Me.