Lyrics:

(Hello, Who's That Speaking, Please )

i'm On A Party Line,
wonderin' All The Time,
who's On The Other End
is She Big, Is She Small
is She A She At All
who's On My Party Line

wish I Had A More Direct Connection.
this Party Line Was Here When I Arrived.
and I'm Not Voting In The Next Election,
if They Don't Do Something About Finding Out
the Person Who Is On My Party Line.

i'm On A Party Line.
i'm On A Party Line.

i Can't Speak Without An Interception.
this Is Private, Please Get Off My Line.
please Tell Me When I Can Have My Privacy.
i'd Like To Meet The Girl Who's Always Talking
when I'm Speaking On My Party Line.

wish I Had A More Direct Connection.
this Party Line Was Here When I Arrived.
and I'm Not Voting In The Next Election,
if They Don't Do Something About Finding Out
the Person Who Is On My Party Line.

i'm On A Party Line,
wonderin' All The Time,
who's On The Other End
is She Big, Is She Small
is She A She At All
who's On My Party Line
who's On My Party Line
who's On My Party Line