Lyrics:

I Won A Competition In A Little Column In My Local Paper.
so I Packed My Bags And Flew Across The Sea All On My Local Paper.
i Sailed To Hawaii In The U.s.a.
i'm Just An English Boy Who Won A Holiday In Waikiki.

i Didn't Realize It Was Commercialized When I Unpacked My Cases,
because A Genuine Hawaii Ukulele Cost Me 30 Guineas,
and Even When I'm Swimming I Have To Pay.
i'm Just An English Boy Who Won A Holiday In Waikiki.
oh Yeah, Yeah.

across The Coral Sands I Saw A Hula Hula Dancer, Looking Pretty.
i Asked Her Where She Came From And She Said To Me,
i Come From New York City,
and My Mother Is Italian,
and My Dad's A Greek.
i'm Just An English Boy Who Won A Holiday In Waikiki.

it's A Hooka Hooka On The Shiny Briny On A Wake A Hola[ ],
and In A Little Shack They Had A Little Sign That Said Coca Cola,
and Even All The Grass Skirts Were Pvc.
i'm Just An English Boy Who Won A Holiday In Waikiki.
oh Yeah, Yeah.

in Waikiki
in Waikiki