Lyrics:

Talkin' between bathroom stalls
Kelly said the world would end tonight
That we'd be ashes in apocalyptic light

I said 'Break out the champagne
'If we won't be seein' tomorrow
'Let's get on with the shitshow
'Let's get on with the show'

Somewhere above the Newfoundland Sea
Pilot said we'd lost an engine
In a split-second I made an executive decision

I said 'Break out the champagne
'Everybody look out below
'Let's get on with the shitshow
'Here goes a toast: Adios!'

This mornin' Love told her he was leavin'
He said they'd be better as friends
It's no one's fault: he heart wants what it wants
And then she thought 'I'm rock 'n' roll, and you're golf'

Break out the champagne
I've been thinkin' the same thing myself
Might as well
Break out the champagne
If this's really how it's gonna go
Let's get on with the shitshow
Let's get on with the show
Adios