Lyrics:

A perfect education estimating the calculus
Was all a beastly trauma to me
A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
Had turned me on to C, F & G

Well I asked you have you ever been read
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, brother

Growing up and throwing up on Social security
I spent my time perusing the zoo
The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
Really didn't give me a clue

Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, Brother

Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
And everybody's raping the earth

Well I asked you have you ever been dead
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would I believe you if I took you there now
I wouldn't know how!