Lyrics:

Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
Tick tick tock, this is my wife
Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
Tick tick tock, this is my KNIFE!

Tick tick tock, this is the way I walk
Tick tick tock, this is my life
Trying so hard to be approachable
I'm a nice guy, underneath it all

Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock

You know, you know, know I'm not a violent guy
But when driven, I will react
And no, I don't want to scare the friend I've made
I don't want to rain on your parade

Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock
Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock

Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
Tick tick tock, this is my wife
Tick tick tock, I am the kitchen clock
Tick tick tock, this is my KNIFE!

Tick tick, tock tock, tock tick, tick tock (x20)
Tick tick, tock... tock!