Lyrics:

Hi Buddy is it true ?
Let me check this out for you
Gameshow heroes, storytellers
Parttime lovers and old time fellas
Kind of dazzled, travelling mind,
Relationship of a frozen kind ?
Lying heroes, perfect fake
Have you ever kissed a snake ?
Are you real ?
TV Weddings, truth for sale,
Media death. Did you inhale ?
Be extreme, show no fear
And don't ask questions, sign up here !
Million dollar college heroes selling the drama in a P.C. dress
And then they let us drown in superficial emptiness.
Are You real?
Sleep with buddha, money flow,
Today everything must go,
Kiss the cross for special kicks,
Dial 1-800-6-6-6.
Are You real?