Lyrics:

YOGHURT WANT WE!

Based on “Elemoont - Chapter 21” by Andrei Lubensky

'We're wanderers of Cosmos

Nevertheless, we want yogurt!

Yoh–ho–ho!

Yoh–ho–ho!

Yogurt want we!!!'-

That they sang, the crazy pirates. All cylindrical

Top hats atop their heads…

“Do you have any of which that we’re looking for?
By that I mean, the yoghurt??”

Tied up and their mouths all full of plaster/glue

The elemoont and cat

Exchanged their thoughts with their mental-ly telepathy

And their minds said such -

“I haven’t any yoghurt, no, no yoghurt here about me.” thought the great big elephant that fell down from the moon.

“I haven’t any yogurt too, no yoghurt” The cat thought “I haven’t any yoghurt no, no yogurt, Elemoont”

And with that, some of the pirates did break down in tears

“*sobbing* Oh how we love that stuff ”

It was then on the control desk, a transmission came -
“A spaceship comes! It seems to be made of snow?”

And Elemoont thought “Penguins! The parrot told me so”

“X-ray the spaceship at once!”

“I did! And yes, there seems to be some birds onboard

Along with quite a yoghurty substance”

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“To board! To board!” - the pirates drew their swords

They ought to sought their sticky, sweet reward

“My eyes! My eyes! I can’t believe my eyes!

What a nice surprise!”

“Look there! The screen!!” the elemoont, he screamed

“Ice cream! Ice cream! Is this some kind of dream?”

“Escape! Escape! While pirates stuff their face”
But what of the penguins’ fate?”

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