Lyrics:

Someday I'm Gonna Be Famous;
do I Have Talent--Well, No.
these Days You Don't Really Need It
thanks To Reality Shows.

can't Wait To Date A Supermodel;
can't Wait To Sue My Dad;
can't Wait To Wreck A Ferrari
on My Way To Rehab.

chorus
'cause When You're A Celebrity
it's Adios Reality.
you' Can Act Just Like Fool,
people Think You're Cool
just 'cause You're On Tv.
i Can Throw Major Fits
when My Latte Isn't Just How I Like It.
they'll Say I've Gone Insane,
i'll Blame It On The Fame
and The Pressures That Go With
being A Celebrity.

i Get To Cry To Barbara Walters
when Things Don't Go My Way.
i'll Get Community Service
no Matter Which Law I Break.

i'll Make The Supermarket Tabloids;
they'll Write Some Awful Stuff.
but The More They Run My Name Down,
the More My Price Goes Up!

chorus
'cause When You're A Celebrity,
it's Adios Reality.
no Matter What You Do,
people Think You're Cool
just 'cause You're On Tv.
i Can Fall In And Out Of Love,
have Marriages That Barely Last A Month;
when They Go Down The Drain
i'll Blame It On The Fame
and Say It's Just So Tough
being A Celebrity.

so Let's Hitch Up The Wagons And Head Out West
to The Land Of Fun In The Sun.
we'll Be Real World Bachelor
jackass Millionaires.
hey, Hey, Hollywood
here We Come!

chorus
yeah, When You're A Celebrity
it's Adios Reality.
no Matter What You Do,
people Think You're Cool
just Cause You're On Tv.
being A Celebrity.
yeah Celebrity!
uh Huh
ugh. Where's My Coffee