Lyrics:

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
I've seen her in the corridor
Lying on her back on the floor
Why she wanna pick on me?
She was naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
I had a good look through the crack
Footmarks up her back
How did they get there?
She was naked
Naked

I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Now she's looking at me
What's that rope I see?
Don't like the look of those boots
She was naked
Naked

I don't wanna seem crude
But she was nude
Nude
Nude