Lyrics:

It seems that all our allies all are quittin'
I think they'll come around
Hope it's soon
But you've got the support of Spain and Britain
And Cameroon!

The Russians are resisting with all their force
The Germans wouldn't send even one platoon
But thankfully we're counting on the air force
Of Cameroon!

Cameroon, Cameroon!
I called them up to just say thanks
Cameroon, Cameroon!
I hear they're sending both their tanks

Next year you'll face election, it's worth notin'
And if we get to April, May or June
If all the troops aren't back
And we're still Iraq
My chances will be better
If I run in Cameroon