Lyrics:

Ain't no surplus, now it's gone
Oh, the debt grows everyday
Yes, the balance of our loans
Is bigger than Star Jones
Tell the kids they'll have to pay

Wonder what I'm gonna do
I wish this debt would go away
I could try to pay these bills
I could sell Dick Cheney's pills
Or put Congress on Ebay

We owe, we owe, we owe, we owe, we owe
We owe, we owe, we owe, we owe, we owe, I know
We owe, we owe, we owe, we owe, we owe
We owe, we owe, we owe, we owe
I couldn't leave the tax code alone
Ain't no surplus, now it's gone

Here is my brand new budget pitch
I'll tell each American
"Once again we will be rich
If each person will just switch
To Geico's insurance plan"