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Although we didn't find any mass weapons in Iraq
To get rid of Saddam was the perfect reason to attack
And now that we've done so fine
There are some other nasty leaders in line
Why don't we help Rwanda?
That would be a good place to start

Help Rwanda, help, help Rwanda
Help Liberia, help, help Liberia
Help Uganda, help, help Uganda
Then Botswana, help, help Botswana
Help Guyana, help, help Guyana
Then Granola
You mean Angola
Help Rwanda, yeah
We've got bombs that are smart

Well now I know there's lots of places that the people want us to attack
The Russian's can't like Putin, and the French must hate that wussy Chirac
And here in the USA
To all the blue states that got in our way
We're gonna come and bomb ya
Give 2004 a good start

California, we might not warn ya
Hey Hawaii, we're gonna fry ye
Hey in Kentucky, you wanna piece of me?

Help Rwanda, yeah, that's a good place to start