Lyrics:

Damn, all these motherfuckers are here
Can you believe this shit?
All these motherfuckers claiming to be R. Kelly
But they don't know who he is I'm R. Kelly (that's for damn sure)
Look at the motherfucker over there he didn't even got all teeth
What the fuck is he trying to be
I am R. Kelly
(Yeah, right)
But they don't know who the real R. Kelly is
Okay, now would the real R. Kelly please stand up?
Now that's what I'm talking about now
Come on man
Nigga, you ain't no R. Kelly