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Song: | Underwear Goes Inside The Pants |
Album: | Lazyboy TV | Genres: | Pop |
Year: | 2004 |
Length: | 294 sec |
Lyricist: Lazyboy
Lyrics:
Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal?
Its a natural plant that grows in the dirt.
Do you know whats not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons. Thats not natural.
But we got pills for that.
Were dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect,
but were putting people in jail for smoking something that grows in the dirt?
You know we have more prescription drugs now.
Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad.
I cant watch TV for four minutes without thinking
I have five serious diseases.
Like: Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?
Oh my god I have this, write this down.
Whatever it is, I have it.
Half the time you dont even know what the commercial is
people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean.
Im like that is the greatest disease ever.
How do you get that?
That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.
The schools now
It is all about self-esteem in the schools.
Build the kids self-esteem,
make them feel good about themselves.
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem,
who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
Whats going to happen to our porno industry?
These women dont just grown on trees.
It takes lots of drunk daddys missing a lot of dance recitals
before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks.
And if that disappears,
where does that leave me on a Friday
with my new high speed connection?
CHORUS:
baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, baby sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time.
You keep hearing about these uh these terrorists masterminds
that get killed in the middle east.
Terrorists masterminds.
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
what these guys do, dont you think?
Theyre not masterminds.
OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack.
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up.
Why do I have to blow myself up? Why dont I put
Whos the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, lets face it: Weve been a spoiled country for a long time.
Do you know what the number one health risk in America is?
Obesity, obesity.
They say were in the middle of an obesity epidemic.
An epidemic like it is polio.
Like well be telling our grand kids about it one day.
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004.
Howd you get through it grandpa?
Oh, it was horrible Johnny,
there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.
Nobody knows why were getting fatter
Look at our lifestyle.
Ill sit at a drive thru.
Ill sit there for I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to
make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter.
Everything is mega meal, super sized.
Want biggie fries with that?, want a jumbo fries with that?, want to go large.
You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker.
Theres room in the back. Take it!
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
Its only three more cents.
CHORUS:
sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song
Sometimes you have to suffer a little in your youth
to motivate yourself to succeed in later life.
Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school,
do you think thered be a Microsoft?
Of course not.
You got to spend a long time stuffed in your own locker with your underwear
wedged up your ass before you start thinkin
Im going to take of the world with computers! you'll see, Ill show them.
Were in one of the richest countries in the world,
but the minimum wage is lower now than it was thirty five years ago.
There are homeless people everywhere.
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol.
And then I thought, thats what Im going to use it on.
Why am I judging this poor bastard.
People love to judge homeless guys.
Like if you give them money theyre just going to waste it.
He's gonna waste the money.
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit.
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a cd rack.
Hes homeless.
I walked behind this guy the other day.
A homeless guy asked him for money.
He looks right at the homeless guy and says,
'Why dont you go get a job you bum?'
People always say that to homeless guys 'get a job' like it's always that easy.
This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.
Outside his pants.
Im guessing his resume isnt all up to date.
Im predicting some problems during the interview process.
Im pretty sure even McDonalds has an
underwear goes inside the pants policy.
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
but technically Im sure it is in the books.
CHORUS:
baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song,
sing for me,c'mon now sing, sing sing sing, sing your song,
sing to me, sing a song
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