Lyrics:

I kicked out of the surf and stuck my board in the sand
And then up in my Woody to a hamburger stand
And when I got back
My nine five board was gone

She said, yeah, she said

(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers

I saw a Hodaddy paddling out by the pier
Well, he must have got my board 'cause mine isn't here
But I know how to fix him, I'll just raise that meatball flag

He said, yeah, he said

(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers

He took off on a swell when he saw the flag
He's just a crazy Hodaddy pulling some kind of gag
He went over the falls and now my board's coming back to me

I said, yes, I said

(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
(Losers weepers) Losers weepers
(Finders keepers) Finders keepers
Finders keepers, losers weepers

That'll teach him to mess with my board