Lyrics:

Blighty wants his country back
50 inch screen in his cul-de-sac
Whooping charm of the Union Jack
As he cries at the price of a bacon bap
Islam didn't eat your hamster
Change isn't a crime
So won't you take my hand, sir
And sing with me in time
G-R-E-A-T
G-R-E-A-T

Blighty wants her blue passport
Not quite sure what the union's for
Burning bridges and closing doors
Not sure what she sees on the seashore
Islam didn't eat your hamster
Change isn't a crime
So won't you take my hand, sister
And sing with me
G-R-E-A-T
G-R-E-A-T
You can have it all, I don't mind
Just get ready to work overtime
'Cause we're all in this together