Lyrics:
AlrightI'm laying in bedWith a lit cigaretteCan't say if last nightWas a blonde or brunetteMegawatts is on the phoneKeeps blowing me upAnd there's three shots of whiskeyIn my coffee cupI'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh(Hehehehe)I'm a bad mutha fucka(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)I can polish off a bottleIn the blink of an eyeI can drink all nightAnd not pay a dimeJust to soon kick your assAs I take a pissFuck, even Chuck NorrisDon't want none of thisI'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)I can pick up any chickI meet at the barI can even take the oneRight off of your armI got a woman at homeGot a kid on the wayI got a girl in New YorkAnd four more in L.AI'm a bad mutha fucka(Mutha fucka, hehehe)I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)(Hahaha)I got hookers by the handFour-five at a timeBut they're the ones paying meBy the end of the nightPimps hunt me downAnd try to get the cashAnd then me and Samuel JacksonBust a cap in their assWe're bad mutha fuckas (Hæh!)Bad mutha fuckas, come on(Hahaha)Writing bad checksTo the I.R.SI'm a master at passingSobriety tests(Hahaha!)Selling dope to the Hot TopicKids at the mallI'm like O.J. babyI get away with it all(Hahaha!)It wasn't me(Hahaha!)I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehehe)And he's in jail mutha fucka, come onI got a room in my houseFor my ten foot bongI'm pretty sure George ThorogoodWrote me a songI'm a bad, bad, badTo the bone, mutha fuckaBad to the bone(Bad mutha fucka!)There's only one motherfucker that may be badder than meAnd that would be Rob Corddry(Hahaha)By the wayBefore I sing thisYou should knowI was raised CatholicButI'm a virgin alterboy(hahaha)I get stoned on sundayTake my grandma to churchI pick up all the girlsIn catholic skirtsTell them that I gotA big van full of toysHell it looks better than the preacherJerking off little boysHe's WORSE than a bad mutha fucka(Hahaha)I'm a bad mutha fuckaHe's a bad bad man(HAHAHA!)Just sayingDon't even know what to call thatBurning in hell?My dad is so proud of me, hahaha(Hahaha)