Lyrics:

Words And Music By Neil Diamond

porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie,
vanilla Soup, A Double Scoop Please.
no, Maybe I Want, Maybe I Won't, Maybe I Will.
the Titti Fruit, With Fruity Blue Cheese.

ah, But Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie,
don't Let It Get On Your Jeans, I Know It Sounds A Little Strange,
but You Got To Eat It With Gloves--Or Your Hands Will Turn Green.

ah, But Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie,
it Weaves Its Way Through My Dreams,
and I Do Believe I'm Gonna Have One And Leave Enough Room For Dessert,
chicken Ripple Ice Cream