Lyrics:

Who to tell your troubles to?
(Lend a sympathetic ear)
Who to cheer you when you're blue?
(Wipe away each little tear)
When there's no one left
(You are not bereft)
There is always little me!
Oh, reliable!
When a job goes down the drain
(And the landlord ups the rent)
When you fall in love in vain
(Or you give it up for lent)
Friends can fly the coop
(Leave you in the soup)
Who'll come through with lentils
And to get to fundamentals
When the chips are really down?
Who will not be out of town
Or blabbermouth?
Who will always care most?
(Hang around your door post)
When you're in despair most
(Who's the one who makes the floor most?)
Who's your first and foremost?
Obviously, when you add it all up
Ever-loving little me!
(Who'll it be?)
Wait and see!
(Yessiree!)
Little me!
There is always little me!
Oh, reliable!
Who will always care most?
(Hang around your door post)
When you're in despair most
(Who's the one who makes the floor most?)
Who's your first and foremost?
Obviously, when you add it all up
Ever-loving little me!
(Who'll it be?)
Wait and see!
(Yessiree!)
Little me!
Yours sincerely, little me!