Lyrics:

Come on

It wasn't really my fault that night, it was a stupid mistake
Couldn't see it was coming, I was far away, I was
The queen of the night
It was a bad, bad smell that hit me like a bullet straight up my nose
It was a joke
It made me laugh
And then I realised, no

Oh yeah, I felt I really had to go before embarrassment was a fact
I could have killed (Killed), killed for a moment alone
One moment alone

Oh no
I'm getting wet
I wet myself
Oh no, well, it's too late now

It was some minutes I will never forget, it was a lifetime of pain
Thought I was doing well until the female from hell
Went up by my side
She said 'I'm not sure I'm glad you're here
It looks like you're getting wet somewhere'
She said 'Get out of my house
Before you ruin my fucking carpet'

Oh yeah, I felt that it was time to go
But there was something I wanted to do
So I said 'Hey (Hey) guys, I wet my pants
And it's fun, you should try it too'

Oh yeah
I'm getting wet
I wet myself
Oh yeah

Yeah
I'm getting wet
I wet myself
Oh yeah